I have a condition that makes me want to eat when I can’t sleep.
Insom-nom-nom-nia
if you’ve never loved a band to the point where you put on their music and just lie on the floor sobbing while still attempting to sing along to every word, then i genuinely wonder how you could ever truly love anything
this
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
I’m never getting married.
Anonymous asked: 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
I found a truck I want. A shitty old ford but its perfect for me right now. And I need a new swimsuit. And coffee creamer. Lord only knows.
Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.
— Mary Rakow (via rebeccasusanne)





